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Terror at the Vocaloid Residence!

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    It seemed like just another normal day at Vocaloid manor. Everything and everyone was at peace. However, peace and quiet never lasts for long in that house. The moment of tranquility was soon shattered when a loud shriek was heard coming from the living room and a huge chaos errupts.
   
Rin Kagamine was alone in the living room, watching her favorite show and eating her way through a fifteen-pound bag of nothing but pure Florida oranges. Well, at least she thought she was alone. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye she spotted something crawling around the coffee table. She gazed down. Her whole body froze. A big fluffy tarantula happily sat on top of Big Al's Playboy magazine (just enjoying some boobies).She screamed and flung her sack of oranges out of fear. However, she completely missed the spider and the sack went flying across the room. Strangely enough a soft "Owww" was heard. Ignoring the sound, she turned to plan B. When in doubt yell for Len. "LLLLLLEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN", she yelled on the top of her lungs and almost shattering Meiko's bottle of beer which had been sitting on the table since Christmas. 

    At the sound of his name, Len quickly got out of the shower, threw on a towel and dashed down the stairs. Sadly, Len forgot an important lesson. Don't run down the stairs. He flipped and flopped down step after step. Five minutes later and he was still flopping down the stairs. How many freaking steps where there?  Finally, he hit the floor and got up to rub his poor bruised p.....pancreas.  He then limped his way twords the living room, not even noticing his towel had fallen off.
   
  "I'm here!", Len announced when he finally made it to the living room."What's the problem?" Rin ran over to Len completely terrified. "It's horrible Len!", cried out Rin, "There's a big gaint...why are you naked?"  Len looked down and quickly grabbed a pillow to hide his shame. A soft "Gross" came from the other side of the room, but of course no one cared. "N-nevermind that, Rin! What's the problem?",  asked Len desperately trying to change the subject. Rin pointed torwards the table. Len's expression of worry faded into a face of pure frustration. He looked at Rin "Seriously? I just free falled naked down the stairs, so I could kill a little tiny spider for you?" Rin nodded her head " Yeah, now go ahead. Kill it! Be a man and fist fight it or whatever! Just do something!", replied Rin. Len would do many things for his twin. Dance around in a dress, let her paint his nails and even trick or treat naked, but this was not one of those things. "Hell no", said Len,"I'm not touching that thing!" Rin started whining while Len engaged in full sassy black lady mode and started doing z-snaps like no one's business! Their bickering came to a stop when a loud whistle was heard.

They quickly turned to see Miku wearing a police cap and mustache standing at the door way. "Officer Miku!", yelled Rin and Len in unison. Miku smacked her leek back and forth into her hand. "Disturbance of the peace and public nudity! In the name of lady justice, what is going on here?!", she questioned. Len blushed in shame as he remembered he was naked. He knew he should go put on some clothes, but the cold breeze just felt so good against his w...weanus! (that little flap of skin on your elbow XD) A muffled chuckle came from the otherside of the room, but once again no one cared. Rin answered Miku's question. "Officer Miku, we are glad you're here! Their's a spider, but Len's to much of a pussy to kill it!" "Hey!" Exclaimed Len. Miku put her hands to her hips, threw back her head and laughed. "HAHAHAHA! A simple spider is no match for Officer Miku!", said Miku as she lifted up her leek, ready to smash the spider into little spider pieces, "Stand back loyal citizens!  Let a professional handle this!" Miku was about to swipe her leek down for the kill when suddenly there was a yell. "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

     They all turned around to face a little Kaai Yuki. "What do you think you're doing?",she burst out. "That spider has done nothing wrong! How could you hurt an innocent little thing!" Tears started to roll down Yuki's cheeks and a guilty feeling Miku dropped her weapon to the ground. She quickly tried to comfort the crying little girl. Rin had had enough of this and picked up the leek "Screw this!", she yelled. "I'll just do it myself!" She raised the leek to strike down the spider. "Stop!", demanded Yuki; she quickly picked up an orange from the ground" Or else!" Noticing the tension in the air, Miku ripped off her mustache and waved it around at Rin and Yuki."LOWER YOUR WEAPONS DOWN, RIGHT NOW!" Len sighed and rolled his eyes. What was even going on anymore? Oh well, he thought, might as well join them. Len pulled out a banana from heaven knows where and waved it around at Miku. They stood in a dramatic stand off, not even moving; they where just yelling each other's names angrily. 
         "Miku"
          "Rin!"
           "YUKI!"
            "LLEEEENNNNNN"
             "MIKUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
             "ICECREAM! "
They turned around to see Kaito standing there with an icecream cone in his hand. He looked at them with his usual happy dumb-founded smile. His smile slid down when he noticed Len naked. Then realization kicked in and his smile quickly grew back."Oh! I didn't know it was that kind of party!" "NO IT'S NOT!", everyone yelled, as Kaito started to unbutton his pants. Soon enough they started fighting again, and everyone joined in. From Leon and all way to Anon and Kanon they came in like a wrecking ball! It was an all out brawl; complete with hair pulling, insulting and sword fights! Then all of a sudden Meiko picked up her beer bottle and swung it at Yuuma, but completely missed. Instead it flew across the room and hit another Vocaloid who had been sitting on the other side of the room. And he had had enough.

      Oliver had been sitting in the living room the entire time just trying to read a book. He was also their when Rin started screaming, but decided against helping her. He just had to know if Bella would choose Edward or Jacob! He had been hit with a sack of oranges, saw more of Len then what he ever wanted to see and had just been hit with a beer bottle. He had had enough! Quietly, he stood up from his spot, walked over to the coffee table and stared down at the tarantula.  All this over a tiny spider, really?  He picked up the spider. All eyes where now on Oliver; everyone leaned forward to get a better view.  Oliver wiggled the spider around and brought it closer to his eyes for closer examination. It was actaully kind of cute. Oh, well. He was hungry! Everyone's jaws dropped as Oliver simply plopped the spider into his mouth and swallowed it. YOHIOloid threw down his head and puked all over Gachapoid; thus starting a whole chain reaction of nothing but non-stop vomiting.  "Eww", Oliver thought to himself," Could use some salt, but not to bad. Maybe I'll sing a song about it!" Everyone else stared in disgust as Oliver happily skipped out of the room like the little school girl he was. Silence filled the room as everyone started to process what the hell just happened. Soon that silence was broken when Tonio spoke up, "That kid has balls."

Hey! So, I was listening to the song Tarantula and I just had to write it! XD I know it's a bit shakey and sloppily written, but it just kind of wrote it on a whim! I will redit it in the morning maybe so yah! Also sorry about Oliver's choice of reading XD Other than that I hope you enjoy it! Also If you don't get the joke about the ending then go onto YouTube and look up Vocaloid song Tarantula!  please only comment politely!  I know it sucks already and I don't need you to tell me again :/

All these vocaloids mentioned belong to their rightful companies so please don't sue me!

Update: I did go threw it and revised some of it and added another naked Len joke! They're still some (a lot) of grammatical errors and also of spelling, but eh it's an improvement.  Also don't you all just love officer miku?! XD
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Roxy-The-Kitty's avatar
This needs more favourites XD
I'm actually listening to Tarantula now